Dearest Bloggers and Bloggettes,
My heart is just not in it this morning. I have been at work for a sum total of 35 minutes and have already:
1. argued with a bank rep who I now believe to be deaf and lacking a clear understanding of the English language (where's that Rosetta Stone dumbass language learning program I ordered?).
2. Scraped half an inch of dust off of my desk the very morning after the cleaning crew was here.
3. Found the vending maching to be completely devoid of anything Pepsi related.
Perhaps I shall pop in later for more of a happy happy, joy joy kind of post...